schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

schmink dink

Schmink dink is a word that you call Ryan because he doesn’t understand it :)

Ryan: slink dink
You: no doofus it’s schmink dink ya schmimk dink

by Strawberrycow4040 May 11, 2021

Schmekel Flop

The sensation felt in the genital area by males when driving over rolling hills quickly.

While driving through the Appalachian Mountains we giggled about the strange feeling in our abdomen. Then my father said, "Here come more schmekel flops."

by theL1 November 2, 2009

Schmekels

A play on the Yiddush word schmekel- however it used to describe someone who does something really stupid. Also it is appropriate to name someone Schmekels in ascending order (i.e. Schmekels 1, Schmekels 2, etc.), in the order they do something stupid. Schmeks is an acceptable use of Schmekels

There goes Schmekels #1, he earned that title after busting his head open the first night. Oh look, there goes Schmeks #19, it took him a while but he still made an ass of himself

by ellunitiko June 14, 2010

Schmink

The art of courting an attractive female to (hopefully) ultimately result in copulation.

You were on the schmink last night!
Wouldn't mind schminking her!
I see you were laying down schmink tactics.

by Steve the Beast August 22, 2003

Schminky

feeling like a schmink, bummish, lazy, and/or rude,

How schminky is she? Sitting in her PJs infront of the computer at 3pm!

It's kind of schminky to skip your own brother's graduation.

by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005

Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.

You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!

by The Jesuit August 14, 2010