Shmarted

To shit oneself while shopping at Wal-Mart

Sorry honey, we gotta hit the road... I just shmarted all over the kid playing Playstation

by douknowchriso August 26, 2008

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schwartzmas

The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.

Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!

by icandefinestuffsotakethat December 4, 2011

Schwartzando

A musical term that is similar to a sforzando. Signals to get loud and then soft quickly with sudden accent and attack.

Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!

by Shsmixer98 November 17, 2013

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019