why don't you go eat a schmacko!
by Guru222 November 5, 2005
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Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'
'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'
'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'
'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
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Ey, that schizophrenic centipide of yours is reallty fancy schmanzy!!!
by ingrid December 27, 2004
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by I/m gangsta December 22, 2003
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"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"
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