Schlob

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004

[schlob]

One Michelob Ultra.

pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"

Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"

"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"

"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"

by Sir Admiral III January 14, 2009

Schlorp

Ranboo's word for the food that is between food and drink eg. Icecream, Jelly (Gell-o), etc.

I schlorped the soup that you gave me

by morebitchesbythesecond February 24, 2021

Schlobo

Slutty Hobo - two words made into one.

The c is added for fluency and a taste of European ethnic language.

Also seen in forms: Schlobes, Slobbs, Shlobbs and Schhhlobe-sies!

What a schlobo.

by MeepQueen March 23, 2011

Schloobie

A slutty girl

Tina is a Schloobie.

by the Saint of Bradenton February 19, 2009

schlurb

The act of spitting cum all over the male receiving head after he blows his load in the females mouth. The opposite of cum guzzling.

Janna schlurbed all over Jayson's face after sucking him off last night.

by Schlurber February 25, 2009

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011