schlonged

"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"

*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*

by Fearless Fraizer March 31, 2016

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What Hillary Clinton got

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton got schlonged!

by burstingspace April 4, 2016

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schlanked • Schlanket • schwanked • Schlaaked • Schlankenstein • Schlanker • Schlanted • schlinked • schlunked • schmanked

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

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Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010

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A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

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