schissenhousen

When Essendon is winning a match well, this can be used in conjunction with the words DESTROYATION.

"Essendon have gone bang, bang, bang. Essendon have bombed Sydney to the schissenhousen. Forget Pearl Harbour, they are making it look like a crop dusting."

"Essendon have blown Carlton to the schissenhousen. How do you spell schissenhousen cause Carlton have been blown there?"

by Habibapotamus May 20, 2004

Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.

Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle

by Shittlebit October 21, 2013

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

schit

the act of taking a shit in school or during school

yo man, i just took a schit.

by captin awesome September 26, 2010

Schitz

Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.

Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."

by theschitzer December 21, 2009

shist

(verb) to steal; to rob

chris likes to shist shit at parties

by dictator of October 7, 2005

schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005