Jenny Schecter

She's the most amazing tv character ever !
The most complex and interesting character of the lesbian TV show The L Word.
Plus, she's amazingly well played by the actress Mia Kirshner.

Nikki Stevens: We're gonna fuck in a closet?

Jenny Schecter: The irony hasn't escaped me.

by nastynass August 16, 2010

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Sachettism

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.

The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.

by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

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Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010

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granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

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