Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn

Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework

by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007

schissenhousen

Can be used in conjunction with a carter's hat.

This is when a team/person is flat and haven't fired a shot, just like Clinton G.

As flat as a Schissenhousen Carter's hat.

by Habibapotamus May 15, 2004

Scheiser

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen

SCHEISER!! the deadline is today

by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

scheisse

German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.

Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.

by psparks May 12, 2007

Schissel

A large vat

Josephine, you fat pig! You ate the entire d**n schissel of broc and beans...idiot!

by Jaburkburk January 11, 2012

scheissehosen

Exclamation used when approached by a malodorous German vagrant.

Oh scheissehosen, er riecht!

by concert lighter March 17, 2005

schmiss

When you miss the presence of someone you haven't even met. Usually assositated with on-line relationships (i.e. MySpace) and text message pen pals.

Woman (via text message): "How can how miss someone you've never met?"
Man (via text message): "You can't... we'll have to make up a new word."
Woman (via yet another text message): "Schmissing you...?"
Man (yeah, you know it): "Hey, that might work."

by ToppDog August 6, 2007