Du essen die scheiße

"Du essen die scheiße" A german term, in direct translation you eat that shit, often used as a sexual inuendo

or

A term used before the initiation of intercourse as a persuasive argument, often followed up, after the or during the act by "das ist fantastisch"

or

A perfect response to any argument/question or any other attempt of communication

e.g. vassi totaly essen die scheiße

e.g. -What did you get for question 3a?
-Du essen die scheiße!

by cl20 June 3, 2009

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina May 13, 2005

scheibler

One who gains another person's assets, monetary or otherwise, by means of trickery, deception, or other underhanded behavior. From the Latin root "scaebel" meaning "one who missapropriates through coercive behavior."

Dude, don't go into the ATM with Gavin because he's a noob and known to be a scheibler.

by Nigel C. Nuberton March 20, 2004

scheiwee

a whore with a mullet

lets do a shit on shywee

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

Scheiße! Scheisse!

Shit! Crap!

Scheiße! Scheisse! Is a shouting word on german which stands for "shit!".

by Ron B.W.V. October 18, 2008

Schreiber Necktie

when u wear ear plugs (which are attached with the help of a plastic string) around your neck with them tucked under your collar. Ear plugs are then generally tied in some fashion (either standard shoe-string bow. Or if you are feeling particularly ambitious and wish to go through the trouble of doing so, you may tie your ear plugs into a bow tie or simple neck tie. WARNING: Neck tie and Bow tie styles are not appropriate for all occasions, usually limited to meetings. So dress appropriately.)

General Labor Worker 1: Schreiber neckties are so handy so u don't loose your earplugs!

GLW 2: I know...but one day i showed up late for work and didn't have time to make a bow tie and i felt so underdressed when i showed up for the meeting...

GLW 1: Yeah that was awkward for everyone...major breech of protocol...

by fuck u man, i can breath fire June 23, 2009

Scheiße

Scheiße (pronounced "shayza"), as it sound, means shit in German

"Uh, what smells like scheiße?!"

"You suck, you little piece of scheiße."

by ScheißeKopf February 19, 2009