Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.

We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.

by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009

Schweffquipment

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...

Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!

by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schweef

a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef

Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.

by Me-Bitch December 9, 2008

schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.

"That guy is a total schoeffel"

by Mark April 24, 2004