Schlued

The grossest possible guy(or girl). More specifically, the douchiest kind of gross guy. A schlued is the typical guy who thinks they are the shit and likes to rub it in other peoples faces.

“Jesus, Morgan is such a schlued” or perhaps “Ugh look at that punk. He’s such a schlued.”

by Dumb dude November 19, 2020

schlubab

When you get to experience pain, but then your pain is voided out when you think about all the other struggles in the world are incomparable to yours

You: "Ouch, I stubbed my toe."
Someone: "Kids are starving in Africa"
You: "What a schlubab moment"

by TheKrillaKilla August 11, 2021

Schlubby

An ill-kempt overweight man, often with a pronounced beer gut. Often looks 10+ years older than they are due to years of alcoholism or bad genetic luck.

I love that streamer, but was in utter shock to find out he was 28. He's so schlubby I thought he was at least 40!

by WhatIrony February 5, 2022

Schblev

Schblev is a legend who hates the tories. Schblev also thinks sausage rolls should be called sozzie rolls.

Dave: Have you heard they changed their name to Schblev.
Steve: What a legend. Have you also heard what he calls sausage rolls.

by Schblevmeister February 23, 2022

Schabuisness

When you and a sexual partner do meth and she then chokes you to death and cuts your head off.

Hey what happened to Ruben? I think his wife gave him the schabuisness the other night.

by Dude7488 March 5, 2022

Ashton Schluetter

A really amazing person, who gets all the girls and has really good grades! Doesn’t usually have the best of friends, but the best ones stay with him until the very end. He can do anything that he puts his mind to, and is overall an amazing person.

Girl: Is that Ashton Schluetter?
Other Girl: Yeah HES so hot!
Ashton: Hey girl, how’s it going.
Girl: Omg*howls* ouuga!

by HaylieEichenseer November 4, 2020

Scabulous

A scab that is fabulous looking/tasting

"Wow that is totally scabulous!"

by Pea-tear Gryphon October 2, 2007