A suburbanite. Originating from those hailing from the Chicago suburb of Schaumburg but ubiquitous throughout suburban America. Usually culturally ignorant individuals who drive poorly in the city causing traffic problems.
Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.
Alt spelling - Schaumy
Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.
Alt spelling - Schaumy
"Did you see that Schaumie stumbling down Division? It's only 10:30pm for God's sake."
"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."
"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."
by City Dweller January 15, 2008
Get the schaumie mug.Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
by Duncanseven December 30, 2013
Get the Schaubing mug.a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
by luke gava November 5, 2009
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by AHFIHF May 16, 2008
Get the schust mug.1. The act of turning and running with your back turned to your opponent in a very urgent manner to escape submission. 2. To totally disengage, turn and run out of a submission or position and revert to standing some distance away out of danger. 3. A grappling technique.
Dont just let him sink in that heel hook, you gotta schaub out of that.
Schaub away from your opponent if you feel the danger coming on.
Schaub away from your opponent if you feel the danger coming on.
by Eric G.R. July 30, 2013
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