Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

Scared to stretch the ruler by Truruuus January 28, 2022

scared kitty 

The reaction that a woman makes when the man’s misses the hole and enters the back door.

She did the scared kitty when his Richard went throw her turd cutter!

scared kitty by Fsttlker April 5, 2022

scared.boyy 

a southpark roleplay account that is lonely most of the time and checks every notification he gets and is also a fag and trans

"hey do you like scared.boyy ?" "no eww"

scared.boyy by oliverkutt May 20, 2022

scared sober 

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober

“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”

scared sober by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022

Scared Lips 

Pussy

Why are you acting like scared lips

Scared Lips by Scared Lips October 2, 2022

Scared shitless 

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

Scared shitless by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022

Scared Shitless 

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

Scared Shitless by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023