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Matthew Scannell

An Excellent singer and a member of the band "Vertical Horizon"

A famous song of his is "everything you want"

and a message to the first guy who added a definition of him, if i ever find out who you are i'll tear out your fucking lips you pathetic prat. you obviously couldn't tell a good singer if one came up and bit you in the ass.
Me: Hey Matt, you rock dude!
Matthew: Thanks Mate.
Me: I hunted down your haters for you!
Matthew: Uhh... Thanks mate, I think.
by L'Ranne June 24, 2006
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Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.
Just going for a Scander on Facebook.
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Spanner Dog

A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”

“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”

“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
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fanny scranner

Senorita eater, clunge luncher, clit conneurseur , to tounge blurt & bum
I'd prat her & scran her fanny batter. Be happy to be her Fanny Scranner
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Spanners

Euphemistic swear word, used to avoid giving offence, especially when need arises to curse in front of children.

Derived from the idiom that when something goes wrong it is known as 'throwing a spanner in the works".
SPANNERS!
by Lord Lucan September 4, 2010
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(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.
"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"
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swannered

To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.
The party booked 3 months ago but no one knew because it wasn't communicated to anyone else. You were swannered.
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