Santa Claus
Santa Claus by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025
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santa claus batteries
The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007
Santa Claus sandwich
I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho
Santa Claus sandwich by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016
Santa Claus is Going to High School
A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.
Santa Claus is Going to High School by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020
Santa Claus dat ho
To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.
Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
Santa Claus dat ho by Codyb January 12, 2008
Santa Claus is Coming To Town
The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
Santa Claus is Coming To Town by AlnisPat March 4, 2016
Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"
Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018