Saltineers

A salt lover group

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE

by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 2, 2020