shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Slumped

(Slumped) ; Asleep, Knocked Out, Or, High.

Jason got slumped by Michel.
Kelly and Heaven Are In the room, slumped.
Diego came home slumped .

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023

Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside

I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it

by Philzanot January 17, 2024

Slumped

acronym* To be the best version of yourself, under the nost extreme circumstances.

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Slumped

Acronym* To be the best version of yourself in the most extreme curcumstances.

i just took a L, luckily, im slumped at fuck.

by trevbbg March 8, 2024

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

sliggity slumped

SLIGGITY SLUMPED: TO BE VERY TIRED BUT LIKE IT'S A BIG MOOD

SOFIA MANOY IS THE CREATOR OF SLIGGITY SLUMPED

YEAH BOI I AM SLIGGITY SLUMPED

by sliggityslumped January 17, 2018