Rural Beat

Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians

Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking

by pitou January 20, 2008

Rural gimp

A member of your local neighbourhood who behaves in a manner indicative of inbreeding. Behavioural indications of such a person are spooky staring, spontaneous clucking noises and the building of hillbilly-like structures in the street

Christ alive, look at that rural gimp his father surely shagged his sister.

The rural gimp took me from behind shouting 'sqeal like a piggy'

by Bourne Boy July 01, 2009

Rurality Show

A media production based on rural life. Small town, country, rural media.

A Rurality Show based on a family of Chicken farmers. Or a Rurality Show about a family in the FFA show circuit.

by December 06, 2023

rural myth

A false rumour that entrenched as truth in poor rural-majority countries

In Egypt farmers believe a hot-air balloon that lands on their field brings good luck. They would, wouldn't they - it brings them instant compensation from the balloon owner. It's a contrived rural myth to disguise their greed. So for rural myth read rural math, you know, as opposed to urban math.

by vivauganda January 13, 2011

Rural

The pinnical of steez

Steezturd the most rural mother fucker in this bitch

by Jarrex December 14, 2022

rural

in, relating to, or characteristic of the countryside rather than the town

Royal rulers ruled rural republics.

by bluestinger66 February 03, 2025

Rural-ish

It’s not really rural, but it definitely isn’t suburban or urban.

-you go to other towns a lot
-the gas station is 15-20min away
-you technically have neighbors, but you’ve never seen them leave their house so you’re not sure they even exist

“Where do you live”
“In a Rural-ish area.”
“What?”

by ‎ Carl October 22, 2022