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Rumpelstiltskin

The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.

Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.

Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
by Frat28 November 1, 2009
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rumpernaught

1. a hooligan
2. a skank/slut
3. a person who hasn't showered in days
1." YOU BLAST-ENDED RUMPERNAUGHTS. GET OFFA MY LAWN."

2. see miley cyrus

3. "DUDE. Take a shower. You're starting to look like a rumpernaught"
by frikkk November 12, 2009
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rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
by dickbagjon January 5, 2018
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Rumpest

Someone who judges others by their rear end.

As seen on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpest. Are you?
Sabrina: No! But Jenny might be!!
by Familiarrr December 7, 2018
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Rupert Murdoch

Some old ass Australian billionaire who controls Fox News, which is evil right wing propaganda. So he is most likely evil too.
The diabolic Rupert Murdoch controls the dumb fucks over at Fox News like Tucker Carlson.... >:(
by A great mind... October 17, 2020
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Romper

A large-sized cone of cannabis
"Pack me a Romper"
by Diego June 20, 2003
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Rumpler

When 2 people scissor each other and rub buttholes together then fart at the same time while climaxing.
The two men rumpled throughout the night. They both wanted to experience a hot rumpler.
by Carnage79 August 15, 2012
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