rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.

Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.

by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005

Rum Runner

A person who supplies alcoholic beverages for a party or social gathering.

Jeff: You going to that party friday?
Tim: Who's the rum runner?
Jeff: Dale
Tim: Forget that, he'll only bring Mike's Hard Lemonade

by Tommy Shavers May 20, 2009

Rum Tan

Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.

"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

rum knuckles

When someone (usually a sailor) who has drunk too much rum and can barely stand, decides to finger blast the nearest person.

Will Ford didn't know what to do after the Rear Admiral gave him his rum knuckles behind the weatherspoons

by Amstrad June 16, 2017

rum time

Rum time is an extremely important part of the evening for those who enjoy the company of Captain Morgan. It occurs shortly after the subject has had their fill of lager, beer or ale beverages. Girlfriend law states the event should start at 9pm, but this is by no means exclusive and should not be adhered to.

"Oi, what time is it?"
"Half 8 only half hour then rum time"
"Fuck that wifey won't know"

by Mr Rum December 2, 2019

Rum Exasperation

An emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. Symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of WHY the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: But WHY is the rum gone?
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? *staggers drunkenly* Ah. That's why.

Other Pirate 1: What happened to him?
Other Pirate 2: Rum exasperation.

by Artemis Vandelay July 25, 2011

rum fucker

Somebody who is very cheeky

That cheeky guy down the pub ..... he’s a proper rum fucker

by Jcaldy April 23, 2018