rower

rowers: a group of people who voluntarily go outside at 5:30 am to practice. They row through sun, rain, snow, and 12 degree weather. They carry their $30,000 boats over their heads down slippery docks with a serious lack of traction. Clothing articles of choice are spandex,sweatpants, and more spandex, which is good for showing off their super hot, super huge quad muscles. They have been known to spend 12-14 hours on a bus together to travel to races in horrible weather. For 6 weeks during winter training, these deranged athletes ravage and ruin their bodies on ergs (read: the rowing machines you incorrectly use at the gym) for the satisfaction of seeing a good time on their screen. They can jump on waist-high boxes on one leg, run faster than you, and they can probably bench press your body weight. While they normally have a lame to nonexistent social life, they completely shut down during coach-induced dry season. This is the life of a rower.

come to any race where you can find the lovely ladies of West Virginia University

by erin mclaughlin...co-authored by katie baylor May 13, 2005

Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

rowelyn

Rowelyn is a very smart, neat, lovely and a wonderful person. She always keeps her appearance pretty and neat. She is an every girls dream friend for she is cheerful and a funny friend but when it comes to problems she will always be there for you. She's like a walking handkerchief. A shoulder that you can always cry on. Rowelyns are good at math and numbers.

Oh did you saw Rowelyn? I wanna be her friend!

Oh my god! Look at Rowelyn she's so pretty!!!

by Pretty bitch❗ June 7, 2021

rowela

One of the most beautiful daughter of Ruby and Ramuel Reyes, a smart good looking lady that has dreams of becoming successful one day. Her goals are vital and she is God-fearing. She likes cats and love to eat avocadoes.

Rowela and Ferdinand 10 years from now will be having a family which consists of 1 boy 2 girls.

by sunnysideuphalfcooked June 7, 2021

Home Rowed

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

The keys from the keyboard left an imprint on my face after I was Home Rowed.

by MechaTC April 3, 2005

Greg Rowell

Greg John Rowell played cricket for QLD in the domestic cricket competition, called the Sheffield Shield (now the Pura Milk Cup) in Australia during the mid-90's.

The term Greg Rowell is used in Australian rhyming slang, meaning to go the growl or to perform oral sex on a female's genitalia.

The equivalent to a female performing oral sex on a man is Bretty Heady or to give head.

Dougy: Boy that bird last night sure was feisty last night!
Timmy: Greg Rowell?
Dougy: Nar but she gave me Brett Heady.
Timmy: I love you man.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield July 4, 2007

Rowena

A stunningly beautiful woman who is intelligent, competent and who, without intent, intimidates the hell out of most people. She is confident, has high standards but keeps her expectations reasonable. She chooses her path in life, turns obstacles into challenges and then meets the challenges head on. A Rowena has a phenemonal grasp of whatever language by which she communicates and uses words to achieve her goals. Yet, a Rowena is empathetic and never wants someone to feel diminshed in any way after an interaction with her.

"I'm not sure you should hire this candidate, she's sounds like a true Rowena."

"Are you kidding me? She's the kick in the ass that this department needs and they won't even know that she's doing it!!"

by koocanusanorth February 4, 2010