A term used to describe man who is an accomplished weight-lifter (weight room), a passionate lover (bedroom) and a big tipper at gentleman's clubs (champagne room).
Kristi: Oh that James Harrison what a stud.
Sandra: Yeah my sister used to date him, she said he's a three-roomer. He benches 500 lbs, always left her walking funny the next morning and threw around those big bills at Mons Venus.
Sandra: Yeah my sister used to date him, she said he's a three-roomer. He benches 500 lbs, always left her walking funny the next morning and threw around those big bills at Mons Venus.
by Jack Parkman November 20, 2009
Get the three-roomer mug.A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
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A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
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Get the Red head rat rooter mug.Sexiest man alive. Huge penis. Tends to give girls orgasms that resemble a tornado ripping through every part of their body.
Hey, did you hear about Ben Roper's dick?
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me
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Get the Rooker mug.When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.
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