Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...

by Honorarius January 28, 2006

roasted

get burned or told by(made fun of) a group of people

look at Ben's shoes" "he is about to get roasted bro"

by pauly d o ya February 26, 2011

reisty

(1) someone or something that smells somewhat unpleasant, a bit gopping, rancid etc.

(2) a person who's personal hygiene leaves something to be desired.

You smell like a reisty tramp.

That fart is fucking reisty.

"Go have a shower, you reisty fuck"

by NoCLG September 2, 2009

Risto

A sweet, amazing type of person. Often seen drinking beers but don't be fooled, he is actually a high class citizen.
Found wearring knee length shorts, usually darker colored and an Elwood branded tee.
His hair is always carefully groomed and prided in greatly.
Anyone who has this species of male as their boyfriend must be very lucky.

Person 1: Hey, how's your new boyfriend going?

Person 2: Just great! He's a real nice boy. Definately a Risto.

Person 1: Lucky you....etc.

by moustashe January 5, 2011

spit roasted

The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.

Trixie was the life of the party when she was spit roasted in front of the crowd.

by Andy2T January 27, 2004

Ristau

verb} The act of being incredibly awesome.

"look at him/her they're such a ristau"

by liz714 October 18, 2008

Roasted

In internet culture, being 'roasted' is when another member makes a witty comment or comeback upon oneself which is cause for all the preteens behind the screen to scream "OOOOOOOHHHHHH", postpubescents to nod in amusement and oneself to cringe in utter defeat.

See owned

MY NUGGET YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!
YAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

by Dat1guy69 January 25, 2016