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Roist is a universal verb. It can replace any word as long as the meaning of the sentence is still clear. ex. "roist me another beer", "let's roist up a couple of steaks".
"If you don't like my fire then don't come around. Cause I'm going to roist one down."
roist by Carnbarn Chad October 2, 2007
Words you can keep
refering to a female being ripe, moist or both
ahh shes looking roist, aran your mums roist, ohh its roisting in here!
Roist by Theeman2k10 :) April 28, 2010
watchaa do last night mate??

Fuck all, roisted a wee slag!!
Roist by scottmcdee July 26, 2009

Roast File 

An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.
*Takes picture of friend sleeping with mouth wide open* "I'll add this to my roast file." *Cackles*

Los Santos Institute of Roastology 

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
Perfect in every way possible, she will always be there for you. She’s caring, funny, considerate, and drop dead gorgeous. If you ever get the chance to date one, don't ever let her go. Ristins tend to get hurt but are very forgiving and understanding. Love them as much as possible
I never should have let Ristin get away.
Ristin by stiles777 May 20, 2020

roastosis 

noun - the study of the proper technique to advance one's roasting and dissing skills, typically studied before a twitter fight or a rap battle
Johnny won the rap battle because he studies roastosis.
roastosis by RoasterExpert9000 December 16, 2014
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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