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Roast Purch Month 

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch
Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?
Roast Purch Month by Purch April 18, 2019

Roast Keef Sandwich 

When you load a bong bowl in the following order.
1.weed
2.keef layer in the middle
3.more weed on top

This creates a special smoking experience. The bowl can relate to a jr. roast beef sandwich from Arby's. The weed acts as the two buns and the keef is the delicious meat in the middle. The moment you "roast" it, a euphoric feeling overcomes your whole body. It is a mixture of tasting a jr deluxe sandwich and pure love.
"Hey man you got some dank"
"oh i just picked up some fresh doja, i'm about to load a roast keef sandwich, you ready?"
"damn it has been too long since I've had something this dank, I sense that I'll be geeking out very soon, probably grubbin on one of them Arby's sandwiches too"

Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).
Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*

Roast a marshmallow 

Slang for smoking a cigarette or joint.
Roast because of the fire you need to light it and marshmallow because of the white paper of the cigarette or joint.
Let's go roast a marshmallow.

Me and Rocky roasted a couple marshmallows last night.

Roast beast 

Creature known from the Dr. Seuss story "How the Grinch stole Christmas", where it's purpose is pretty much the same as the (poor) Christmas turkey - to be eaten.

In the motion-picture by Ron Howard and with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, it seems to have eight legs.
And he... ...HE HIMSELF...! The Grinch carved the roast beast!
Roast beast by snoophoggyhogg September 29, 2008

Roast master 

One who has a profession in roasting others
Kevin is the best at roasting other people. He is the roast master
Roast master by Bay bay jay April 7, 2015