Please read this in an Australian wild life documentary narrator's voice. *clears throat* The wild ---insert name here---, the whitest living creature on the face of the Earth. Some call her a sub-category of Albino. If you look in her general direction, then you have a chance of being permanently blinded. A walking sun. When she wares white nail polish, it looks dark in comparison. I wanted to create a full length documentary on this human, but my producers wouldn't fund it. She is the human embodiment of the dog filter on snap chat. A stereotypical while girl would define her personality perfectly. Oh no... I think she sees me. Okay, I'm safe. Although she may seem cute, and I would agree, the people who she hangs out with are... interesting. I'm just going to leave it at that. She is constantly on her phone, in social media and texting her friends. She is no nerd, rather a popular white girl who poisons those around her. If you ever see her, walk the other direction while you still have your vision. I waisted about 40 minutes writing this, so I am clearly the one who got roasted. Signing off, Joseph the Ausy, goo'day mate.
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Noun. - A person who is in every single way, a pile of meat. More simply, an extremely ugly fat person. An ideal roast, more commonly known as a "roast head", would have a very wrinkley forehead with very saggy proportions, they would succumb to a terribly embarrasing squash shaped head with a chin that just never ceases to amaze you. A roast must also have the lazy personallity to go with it. Someone with starfish like qualities who doesn't accomplish anything in life. Its not a word you can completely understand with out seeing examples...
Very good celebrity examples of roasts or roastheads are the following...
Louie Anderson
Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey
1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!
2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.
Louie Anderson
Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey
1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!
2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010