Mad Riverish

The phenomenon when a recent college graduate acts extremely douchie at a bar by pretending to be way too cool. Named after a douchie bar in a large Midwestern city.

"Hey Matt, did you see those five clowns standing in the corner of the bar acting all Mad Riverish? Those jokers graduated from college like 5 minutes ago and now they are acting like their shit don't stink. What a bunch of lame 30k millionaires."

by michaelcongress April 3, 2009

Ricer Tax

When an old Japanese car becomes popular amongst the ricers, buying one becomes a nightmare because these idiots hold even the biggest heaps of box on wheels to such a high regard, they add an invisible tax to boost the price of the selling car far more than it should ever be, despite extremely high mileage and severe body damage. And then of course try to justify it by saying something like "It's a Honda, bro". Honda, of course, being the biggest example of this insane price rape.

I was looking online at old Hondas and Nissans because I enjoy these cars, but unfortunately even the ones with 200,000+ plus were retarded expensive because of the ricer tax. And because these idiots think it's a badge of honor that their car hasn't exploded yet , they really think an intelligent person is really going to pay $5,000 for their 435,000 miles driven 1984 Civic Wagovan with the ripped seats.

Person: Decent looking Integra, how much?
Ricer: $6,000
Person: It's a 25 year old car with heavy miles, are you retarded?
Ricer: It's a Honda, bro, value stays strong.
Person: It's in Acura, jackass, you're not in Japan. I'm not paying ricer tax for a car thats basically a beater.

by YourCarSucks June 9, 2011

fence rider

Someone who will say anything to avoid rocking the boat. They will go against their own morals and standards to make statements to please others. They shouldn't be trusted and confiding in them isn't a good idea. They are liked by many due to the fact they always have good things to say, but are not trusted by the smart ones who have figured them out. Fence riders are phony butt kissers. We all know a few, most are politicians.

Wow!..You look great in that dress!
OMG!..Doesn't she look awful in that dress!
It's not a matter of them not being able to make up their mind, fence riders say what's needed/wanted to be heard.

by CiaCiaC June 3, 2007

cry me a river

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

by filth April 23, 2003

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004

Riker Maneuver

The act of eye-catchingly sitting on a chair with low backrest by moving your leg over it before sitting down. One should always look the person they want to impress directly in their eyes. Famously performed and originated by cdr. William T. Riker on Star Trek : The next Generation.

If you want to nail that girl, you should do the Riker Maneuver while you sit down.

by MalonMusk May 1, 2020

river dog

A person who used to be part of a tight river rat community but who has been banished because they took too many dumps where they shouldn’t have and wolfed down too much food belonging to others when they weren’t looking.

That river dog is a serious goner, he even tried to hump my girlfriend’s leg while wearing this weird, blank canine look!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020