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Riverside

Riverside, a west suburb of Chicago. It is inhabitid be nothing other than rich white familys. the local Highschool is a seedy place where the Superintendent can be cought having an affair on schoolproporty (his desk, to be exact) and remain in office with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Maybe thats where the teenage girls of riverside learn there lessions, because they learned them well. you cant go a weekend without running into Sluts, wannabe sluts, or the worst/youngest, the JH soon to be sluts. The streets look as if they were designed by a drunken man given a piece of paper and told to draw the wind. This town is a Labyrinth of circling and twisting streets that love to cross themselves more than once. Do Not Move Here. or visit.
"Hey look, its syphilis incarnate! Wait, no, thats the Riverside-Brookfield student body president"
by Traped in a shithole. June 17, 2009
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Rivers

A gorgeous girl who gets most guys, has an amazing sense of humour, but has a weird ass name.
oooouuu rivers is looking good today!
by yofavbish February 28, 2017
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JOAN RIVERS

The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see
( in a group of friends)

Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "

Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "

Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
by PUKEBLOOD October 2, 2007
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Philip Rivers

Perhaps the most underrated quaterback in the NFL. Still overshadowed by Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and Tom Brady. Even though he is on track to break Dan Marino's season passing yards record. Shot puts the ball with great accuracy and talks mad shit...(Jay Cutler). Easily a top 3 qb in the NFL without a good receiver
Faggot-man, the colts are gonna rape the chargers this weekend

Cool guy-Nah dude, Philip Rivers never loses to the Colts and makes Peyton Manning look like a bitch

Faggot-Oh
by peepingtom29 November 26, 2010
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Riverside County

The scum of the earth. A place you go if you are interested in spending thousands of dollars for nit-picky and corrupt law enforcement, or if you would like to vacation in a two and a half foot cell for two years. Also, the land of methamphetamine which can be purchased at your local street corner. Temecula is the 'attractive city' of this county, where police wait at ever corner to give you a ticket for entering the light at a yellow, which averages between a $600 and $1200 fine.

All natural life perishes due to the amount of cigarette butts and hatred spread at the courthouses in this county.

Hemet is another UNattractive city, filled with crime and methamphetamine. It is common for criminals to booby trap police stations and for young adult men to shoot each other over mild disputes.

Mead Valley is a death trap, if people don't like you, they just cut you up and feed you to their pigs.

Lake Elsinore is a city that is so polluted the fish all died in the lake and the smell is so rancid that it still lurks in the valley.

Avoid entering Riverside County by using the 5 North instead of the 15 or 215. San Bernadino county tends to be just as bad as Riverside County.
One of those Temeculites ran into the back of my car with no insurance and even sued me, the police backed him up. Now because I actually have to work for a living, I lost my job because the DMV suspended my license without my knowledge and my car was towed. I lost everything to the corruption and greed in Riverside County.
by demented fly January 7, 2012
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Rivers

Rivers is an extremely beautiful girl, an amazing smile, inspiring to be around, everyone wants to he like her. She has a creative sense of humor and can almost make anyone laugh. Her laugh is contagious. If you know a rivers keep her around there a hard character to find.
"Omg, rivers is so amazing, i wish i was like her!"
"
I know she is so funny and makes all the guys swoon."
by Ladideda May 5, 2018
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The Rivers School

Just about the sikest school in the ISL. The music is dirty, sports are indomitable , and the arts are filthy, and is mostly occupied by rich kids. Northfaces and uggs are not rare and the campus is continually developing. New students are flowing in and everyone is a friend. ROCKKK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Yo where should i apply...Nobles, The rivers school , or milton?"
"rivers...its only thebest"
by I am anonymouse January 6, 2008
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