blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

old man river

An insult for an elderly male.

"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008

Rivaldo

The greatest of all time, the one true fit ruler of Rivaldonia(earth's future name)
The greatest there ever has been and the greatest there ever will be.

No thots allowed in Rivaldonia

Wow that guy's sooo cool, I bet he's a Rivaldo

by ralves0707 January 6, 2019

you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!

words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.

"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"

by the cooler n-dawg October 30, 2007

nansemond river

Located in the 757, this is the only place where it is cool to wear crocs. If you don't have crocs then you are irrelevant here.

"Those nansemond river kids sure are weird."

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