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Complicated Relationship

A complitcated relationship is when two people flirt and have something going but aren't in a relationship for whatever reason.
Dude are you guys dating because you always post eachother. "No were kinda in a complicated relationship"
by Newin lol August 24, 2018
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Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.
Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."
by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013
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real relationship

A real relationship is when you actually communicate with eachother. You don’t just randomly smirk when you see your girl/boyfriend in the hallway or in public. You talk to eachother. You share the things you like about one another and you love eachother enough to not judge their past mistakes.
Friend:“I want a real relationship

Me: “Everyone does”
by But in reality February 1, 2018
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relationship of convenience

dating someone simply because he or she is around all the time (i.e. conveniently located in your life) rather than having a real romantic connection with them

relationships of convenience are to dating what brute force is to programming - a refuge for the desperate and/or lazy
Andi: He's in all my classes and we see each other every night to do problem sets. So we're dating.

Nizzle: But you don't really like him ... it's just a relationship of convenience.
by razzbizzle June 24, 2005
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probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner
she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her
by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008
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The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship
Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.
by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011
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jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right for you.
by Sexydimma February 15, 2014
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