Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003

seems regit

The asian way of saying 'seems legit'. Which means, something that is too good to be true, you would say this.

Nehal: I just won $500 in India!
Jack: Seems regit.

by itsOptinum September 22, 2012

registering a pinkie

Noticing one has an erection

Bob was disturbed when registering a pinkie while watching The Golden Girls

by smcduk November 1, 2017

Regit

A misspelling of Rajit
An Indian god that can bend both someone's gender and their bendings

Billy: Hey Dude did u hear what happened to Adam?
Dude: No, what happened to him?
Billy: Apparently he used to be a nationality bender and a boy, but because of Regit he's now a water bender and a girl.

by 5T0PiD November 10, 2019

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 28, 2006

registration

The alignment of the printing plates in four colour offset printing.

"The registration of this newspaper is horrible. Everything looks blurry."

by ProMan135 September 4, 2005

Register

An excuse used by Counter-strike players when they shoot anyother player and completely miss.

Malix ! kA0s : WOW REGISTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FACE 30 TIMES !@$@!#*&#(%^
Malix ! Fear: Dude... you missed all thirty shots.

by Elido Ruiz June 12, 2004