Xiaomi Retail

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by monuzzz November 29, 2022

Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.

That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!

by Asshat McSpazzypants December 16, 2008

retail

Awesome, excellent, fantastic.

That concert last weekend was retail.

"Hey, I got an A on my bio midterm!"
"Retail!"

by jimbothetapeworm March 23, 2009

Retailiate

to retaliate to someone having something new by buying something to show that yours is newer and better.

John was bragging with his new car, so Mark had to RETAILIATE by buying himself an even better car

by yaaseenBarnes August 27, 2012

retailiation

When you get too drunk embarrass her and your girlfriend decides that you both should go shopping early the next morning. You're hungover, she's spending your money, you have to join her, and all you can do is watch.

You had a good time on Friday night but you can expect some level of retailiation; like 9am on Saturday at Ikea.

by gabrielneu November 24, 2013

retail dod

see nub

by Sh|ftynou September 12, 2003

Retail Epilepsy

The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.

#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."

#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."

by barec2 December 23, 2011