Trucker Ready

When your a truck driver & your easily accessible for another trucker to have anal sex with you.
Dan->Truck Driver) Suzie->Truckers Wife) Suzie: Dan your shorts has a hole in the back of them. Dan: Yeah, I am trucker ready.
by Madpuppy November 13, 2014
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ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.
A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.
by yes juanito yes April 05, 2015
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ready roll

adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.

2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.
I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.

Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.
by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008
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Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009
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i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion
i ready is very evil
by pugman 24 February 15, 2022
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Hexham Ready

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out
Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready
by gustavoconfirmed April 04, 2019
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I-Ready

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever
whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
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