He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
Get the race the lizard mug.When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.
The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more
The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more
cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"
cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!
cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!
by BC90 November 22, 2010
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A song that semi-famous rapper Tay-K made in 2017. Basically talked about him being a criminal, him killing people, and running from the police. It may seem like just a rap, but in reality it was basically a confession because he actually was a criminal and did kill a person. He also made the song while he was on the run from the po-po.
To make a long story short, he tried doing the race against the cops, failed, and is now serving a 55 year prison sentence. He’s already done 3 so far, but he’ll probably have been in there for more years if you’re reading this in the future.
To make a long story short, he tried doing the race against the cops, failed, and is now serving a 55 year prison sentence. He’s already done 3 so far, but he’ll probably have been in there for more years if you’re reading this in the future.
“Fu-Fu-Fu-Fu-Fuck a beat I was tryna beat a case
But I ain’t beat that case, bitch I did the race”
-the race by tay k
But I ain’t beat that case, bitch I did the race”
-the race by tay k
by nlolhere July 14, 2020
Get the The Race mug.A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!
It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.
All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.
Have fun!!
It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.
All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.
Have fun!!
by magatron February 9, 2009
Get the Great American Race mug.The Rance Pill is a derivative of the Red Pill, popular among the Rance franchise's community. Rance is a 30 year old video game series, with its last entry (Rance 10 (2018)) having the longest video game script ever written.
Taking the Rance Pill refers to adopting the ideology and beliefs of the protagonist of these games, Rance. This includes feminism, heroism and a love for justice. It is said to be the antithesis of Incels. It is also associated with increasing self-confidence and being happier.
Taking the Rance Pill refers to adopting the ideology and beliefs of the protagonist of these games, Rance. This includes feminism, heroism and a love for justice. It is said to be the antithesis of Incels. It is also associated with increasing self-confidence and being happier.
"Ay Jake, stop cribbing about not having a girlfriend and take the fucking Rance Pill."
"Eugene used to be a depressed Incel before he took the Rance Pill."
"Eugene used to be a depressed Incel before he took the Rance Pill."
by Dr. Rance October 1, 2019
Get the Rance Pill mug.Cameron: Why is emily so drunk already
Taylor: oh she pulled a racey special
Aidan: yeah she hasn't eaten all day
Cameron: Oh i didn't either, I love the racey special
Taylor: oh she pulled a racey special
Aidan: yeah she hasn't eaten all day
Cameron: Oh i didn't either, I love the racey special
by Busch Light Virus February 14, 2020
Get the Racey Special mug.Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.
DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?
TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,
DX: Well said.
TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,
DX: Well said.
by Andymays January 28, 2012
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