razorlight

A razorlight is a Pete Doherty in a boot. David Bowie can be credited for this astute noun creation, which is relished by millions in both Britain AND Tanzania.

Guy # 1: I wish I was friends with a razorlight...
Guy # 2: What the hell is that?
Guy # 1: You don't know?!
Guy # 2: Oh, I was just messing with you. I wish I had a friend who was a Pete Doherty in a boot.

by NDressy August 19, 2010

razorshite

A term used to describe the band razorlight, usually by someone who dislikes them and thinks they are shite. The term shite suggests the band are not very good.

'That Johnny Bellend out of Razorshite is a twat.'

'Razorshite are not deck.'

by kake December 23, 2004

Razor Tag

A euphemism for the phenomenon in prisons in which convicts viciously slice each other with razors.

Criminal 1:Hmm, the tedium of this prison system and my disinterest in literature are not a good combination.

Criminal 2: A likely predicament, friend. I think it is high time for some friendly sportsmanship.

Both Crimals: RAZOR TAG!

by YakLeader9 March 26, 2010

Razorcheese

A person who accidentally/purposefully watches their brother in the bath.

Razorcheese: Guys guys guys, i just went to the toilet and my brother was in the bath naked!
Friend: You knew he was is there didnt you Razorcheese

by Frank Lapedus June 6, 2011

Razor-Sex

Sadomasochist sex involving cutting and bleeding on each other while fornicating.

I want to feel all of you, I want to be dead with you, I want to "feel your blood on me. I want to have razor-sex with you."

by Brent Hutchinson January 8, 2011

Anti-Occam's Razor

Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.

I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.

by Moneek August 2, 2013

Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011