Someone how denies they are gay, but everyone knows they are. They pretend to totally be into the opposite sex and fit in, but no matter what they make themselves look even gayer! Also, refers to someone who has anal sex, and farts out semen.
Austin is such a Qweefbag . He told me he was watching Alice in Wonderland porn, and all of these different Disney movies that were turned into all of these perverted movies. He is such a Qweefbag !
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Get the wet queff mug.An act achieved only through the flawless execution of two simultaneous maneuvers by a female.
The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.
Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)
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The first action to perform a queffy will require the ability to queef on command. This is a skill mastered through years of dedication and grueling vaginal exercises. So open up your poonies and take a deep breath ladies. The second and most important act is to quickly and yet skillfully grab a pussycat, settle it comfortably between your legs where it is alarmed but not alarmed enough to claw the goodies, and expel that warm sack of air you've been waiting to release.
Congrats, you have just performed a queffy (queefing on a pussy)
queef queefing queefed vart pussy fart pussycat female fart pussy cat
Alex and Sally were in the kitchen when without warning, he grabbed her adorable Yorkie and farted on it. In a rage, Sally grabbed his pussycat, sucked air into her vagina, and laid a big fucking queffy on it.
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