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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
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