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pseudo-crush

A state of mind in which you think you have a crush on someone, but you really don't.
After finding out he liked her, Becky had a pseudo-crush on Johnny for a week.
by cordeliatran December 27, 2015
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Pseudo-Patois

Spoken in both London and Toronto mainly, this dialect takes words and phrases from Jamaican patois and mixes it with english/canadian words and phrases. These two regions share similar slang but are so far away from each other due to high amounts of Jamaican immigration throughout the years.
‘Wagwan’ is an example of a jamaican phrase which is popularly used in both toronto and london. A londoner may pair this greeting with ‘bruv’ and a canadian may pair it with ‘dude’. This is Pseudo-Patois
by Just_a_simp May 19, 2019
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PseudoFly

A Teeworlds flying technique that is like speedfly but you have more control...
(pronunciation: pussy-do fly)
PseudoFly is a technique where you and the driver have to avoid colliding

omg its PlantKnight! THE MASTER OF PUSSY'S! THE CHAD OF ALL PUSSIES.. LEGEND SAY HE IS THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO PUSSY(do) TECHNIQUES!

PsuedoFly players:
"BEING CALLED A PSEUEDO FLYER IS SHIT THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE PUSSY MASTER INSTEAD"
by pussydomaster69 March 3, 2022
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Pseudo Patriot

Pseudo Patriots are people who use patriotism as a tool to silence all criticism by anyone who does not support what majority political party thinks. These type of people tend to hate free speech unless it applies them
This term can not be attributed to any one political group, cause, ect.
Anyone from Conservative to Liberal is capable of being a psuedo patriot.
"Those pro-war supports are nothing but Pseudo Patriots, Paul" told his son. If you can't respect the right to dissent then you are no Patriot.
by ????^_^???? July 9, 2006
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pseudo-boyfriend

Much like a friend with benefits except the benefits go beyond the sexual sphere. The boy becomes attached and wants both emotional and sexual support from you without any committment. If someone asks, much like friends with benefits, you are not together, just friends. You know, friends who call each other just to say good night, friends who invite each other for holidays, friends who sleepover once a week, friends who have sex and do all other things sexual yet listen to sappy songs in the dark, etc. etc. Really for all intents and purposes you are a couple, but refuse to admit it and pretend everyone else doesn't know it.
Pseudo-boyfriend, "So you wanna hang out tonight." girl, "Yeah sure." P.B, "Well I am hungry so how about we get dinner, maybe go see a movie later." girl, "is it ok if my roommate comes?" p.b, "I just wanted it to be us tonight, I really need to talk to you about some things that have been bothering me and maybe you could stay over tonight" girl,"ok see ya in a bit." Roommate, "so what you up to tonight?" girl, "Just hanging out with __________." Roommate, " right...."
by c and b August 11, 2005
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Pseudo-Hot

A person that has qualities of a hot one, but is not necessarily attractive.
That girl is really pseudo-hot, I mean, look at her clothes!
by William Hayes April 11, 2010
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pseudo-intellectual

the act of going to a coffeeshop with an impressive book (Debord, Nietzche, or maybe an advance bio book) and flipping through the pages without comprehension in hopes of starting a conversation with another patron.
Man that guy was going so pseudo-intellectual at the hungarian pastry shop.
by Rishi K. Gandhi January 25, 2005
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