ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013

pruned up

Somebody (usually a girl) who refuses to have sex.

“Man that girl is so hot but shes pruned up so i probably can’t smash”

by 😍😍😍😍😍 n April 21, 2018

Prune Goon

A man who likes getting laid by older women.

Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?

by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021

A Pouderd Prune

An old lady trying to look younger by applying alot of makeup to her ageing skin, looks like someone has put face powder on a prune.

When ninety year old Betty dolled herself up for the over sixtys club, she used so much foundation on her face she looked like a pouderd prune.

by hteb78 July 8, 2023

prune tang

Slang term for old lady vagina

Grandpa is headed to the nursing home is about to get some prune tang

by Brandi m dukes November 3, 2017

prune shute

The butthole/rectum.

I ate mexican food last night and now my prune shute is on fire.

by Rochardbody May 30, 2016

PRUNE PRINT

Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.

My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.

by PrunePrintLLC December 9, 2021