proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

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Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

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anorexia by proxy

Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.

No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.

by M. Blur June 22, 2011

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Pussy by Proxy

The idea that you are entitled to having relations with a specific girl simply because your brother, cousin, best friend, co-worker, fraternity brother (or sorority sister, if that so happens to be your thing), or roommate hit it.

"His little brother in the fraternity called me 'cutey'"
"Why!?"
"I don't know! It was weird because we've never actually spoken."
"Maybe he thought he could get pussy by proxy."
"Pussy by proxy?"
"Yeah, his big brother probably told him that he hit it, so now he wants to as well and thinks it will be easy because he's his little."
"Awkward"

by Cutegirl33 November 28, 2011

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