Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge

Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector

by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023

abb protectors

when you have fat protecting your six pack

this isnt fat from junk food its just my abb protectors

by fat joker July 6, 2010

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

by Reäl people December 22, 2017

Beybehs Protector

a person who protects animals and their rights

I am adopting a cat and giving it a nice home. I am a beybehs protector.

by Beybehs Protector West December 28, 2009

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022