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pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
by mandingoe May 5, 2004
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pronto mart

Lets roll up to da Pronto Mart and get us a loosey from da arabs
by byahhhhhh!!! March 3, 2008
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pontita

Bryan: Hunter's art was pontita. Wyatt's work was bad.
by BaseGodBalsheet January 19, 2017
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pontianak

a girl who in a particular situation resembles a ghost or witch. originally a malaysian legend about a female vampire known as the pontianak.
tell claire to tie her hair up...she looks like some pontianak with her hair down
by blue May 10, 2004
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pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.
You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.
by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013
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phrontifugic

Helping to escape from one's thoughts or cares; relieving anxiety.
Perhaps you could badger some phrontifugic adult to buy you a six pack.
by onanimaki September 6, 2007
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pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
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