Procopio

3. A type of lawn gnome.

"Krais is a Procopian lawn gnome."

by F yee April 14, 2003

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Proctor

A human. Usually a male who ends up fucking up a marriage because he gives you a certain look that makes you wet af. Next thing you know you're having an affair

Samantha: I'm in love with my husband!

A Proctor: *THE LOOK*
Samantha: ha ha lol what husband ;) ;)

by yourdaddy&lover July 13, 2017

Frankie Proctor

A beautiful person, quite often one who is married to a Johnny Depp (see Johnny Depp) who is content with her life and all things around it.

Oh, she's amazing, she's such a Frankie Proctor

by Franki October 9, 2003

proctor

verb. A form of movement. There are several variations, some similar to skipping or dancing, others more like front crawl.
It can also be used to describe general hanging around, similar to mooch.

"What did you and your friends get up to on Saturday?"

"We were just proctoring around town."

by jimmy corkhill July 29, 2008

Procopio

1. In biology, a species of leprachaun that has evolved to have significant human contact.

"Look at that Procopio in the hallway!"

by F yee April 8, 2003

Proctocologicalization

The process by which on 01/12/11 the lllinois politicians did a rearrangement of all the citizens of the former great state of Illinois rear entrance and orifices with the great tax hike long live the great depression two

Proctocologicalization via Obamacare

Proctocologicolization via the stimulus package which also paid $117 million to studythe affects of the sex change pill on rats Behaviour

by Thecrazyirishsoreassnutcase January 14, 2011