Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

I missed the part where that's my problem

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.

Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

you problem

A you problem is a problem only pertaining to one person, specifically you not me.

That sounds like a you problem

by Gibson150 November 9, 2014

Social Problem

An individual (usually drunk) who inflicts problems upon society by yelling, fighting and/or vandalizing, all in public.

Jeff: Did you see Mike last night???
Chad: Yea, that social problem threw 3 oscillating fans at a car.

by -Chadillac- January 16, 2009

you problem

Strictly not a "me" problem.

Sounds like a you problem to me.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 June 30, 2021

houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".

Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!

by Che lichni November 26, 2013