Get the 《¤》Pretende《¤》pretUende《¤》pretendE《¤》mug. by Cate the capi July 1, 2022
Get the Pretendivemug. 
He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
Get the Which is why I'm pretending to be himmug. Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.
Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Pretendmug. by kevserranity July 23, 2022
Get the pretendingmug. Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 8, 2014
Get the pretend weekendmug.