Mouth present

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.

Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.

by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

by milimo May 17, 2011

present🎁

Present a conceling box that gives you a urge to open but once you do it is not what you wanted damn presnents to hell.
Present = real life loot boxes

Mom: I got you a present.
You: yey!
You look inside the present🎁/lootbox.
You: F***. I played this life for 12 years and I just got a common skin for Hanzo(Overwatch)!
Mom: you got free one. If you want more, they cost $1000 each.
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

by Yoyner with lootbox June 26, 2019

Presentation Boy

A cock-sucking battyman that does jack off to bird shit cause they hopeless, they are the beta version of Naparima College and does get doubles without barra and aloo-pie without aloo they like toti more than roti and would happily fuck yuh fadda for you

Watch dat kakahole Presentation Boy

by I go bulla yuh bamsee March 20, 2021

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

by The Grammar Nazi December 04, 2001

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 23, 2021