redditor hands

The hands of an obese person. Puffy and sausage fingered. Typically seen in a photo of them holding something and asking about it.

Though the sandwich was a normal size, it was dwarfed by the user's redditor hands.

by Word puncher August 20, 2023

My Predator Owns

A term used by The Flave to describe an innner sense of awesomeness that is really nonexistent. This happens by swearing up and down that the Predator was supposed to be in the new Batman movie. Your friends start making comments that they have cloaked Predators following them around and since The Flave is borderline retarded does not realize it is actually making fun of his mentally handicapped ass. Instead he goes around saying,"My Predator Owns," thinking he is cool. When in reality he is a welfare collecting drain on society.

The Flave:" I am so cool because my predator owns."

by PredatorChieftain December 14, 2010

Disco Predator

When out and about an unwanted threat or threats trying too hard to indulge in your company or get in your pants!!

"Best give that stag party a wide-birth they look like a right set of Disco Predators. I can feel the heat from their ogling eyes undressing me already... Would rather take the long way round to the bar even though it's raining!!"

by super_blondey June 8, 2015

pink predator

A street drug with an orange/pink color

Stupid high schoolers smoke pink predator for no reason

by Barbra McMillion May 1, 2017

Asexual Predator

Someone who, unlike a sexual predator, is asexual and kidnaps kids for non-sexual reasons, like making food.

I went to the free kandy van because i was horny and wanted to get fucked.
Unfortunatley, it wan Not a sexual predator in there, But an Asexual predator, and now i have to make Garlic Bread for Him.

by Jaiden Animations June 27, 2022

Apex Redditor

The person that spends all of their free time on Reddit and earns the most gold or platinum. They are the top of the Reddit food chain.

Thanks for the gold/platinum! You can call me the apex redditor.

by Dreamscape009 July 6, 2022

predator head

White chick w/ dreadlock hair extensions of various colors. She thinks she's oh-so-sophisticated, but is typically a run-of-the-mill slut.

I like to wipe my ass with one of the dreads when I'm getting head from that predator headed skank.

by DawkEss March 6, 2005