Possum cunt 

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.

He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.

Possum cunt by Opossums January 14, 2021

Possum Day 

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.

We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!

Possum Day by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021

possum penis 

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

possum penis by Schwinkmartindale July 6, 2008

Possum in a sack

A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)

I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.

Possum in a sack by Dr. Cole Kennedy Ziebarth, IV May 1, 2008

possum bashin' 

A sport in which one sneaks up on or chases down a possum and bashes it with a club like device on the head. At the end of the allotted time the team with the most possums wins. (Possum bashing can also be done in exhibition form where only one group bashes soley for the enjoyment of the sport.

Tonight were a goin' possum bashin' and tomorrow Mama is gonna make us possum stew with all our killins.

possum bashin' by Thomas Jude March 11, 2008

possum crotch

(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.

I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !

possum crotch by Star M January 8, 2009

Possum stomp

To stomp/jump on ones head.

I possum stomped that filf cunt in the the concrete.

Possum stomp by Filf cunt August 28, 2007