Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.

"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.

by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008

Hillary Possum

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.

Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.

by TWade August 25, 2005

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012

possum spotter

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.

Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!

by Bangatangz January 10, 2021

Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.

"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015