by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021
Get the Pooch Smooch mug.a name for a short persian bitch. she will break your heart and stomp on it and will fuck your best man at your wedding.
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by briang_ December 28, 2021
Get the ponthea mug.The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.
(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
by Steveo-W February 19, 2008
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by niysiiae February 3, 2023
Get the dezzy pooh mug.The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...
Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
by arab_joe January 25, 2011
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