Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

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ponthea

a name for a short persian bitch. she will break your heart and stomp on it and will fuck your best man at your wedding.
dont trust her.

you) did you see that girl walk by?
me) oh ponthea? she sucks.

by briang_ December 28, 2021

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pooth • PooThrower • poothay • poothepai • poother • poothie • Poothon • Poothy • pooch • poochie

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

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dez is my man. dez makes me happy. dez always knows what to do. dez knows how to communicate. dez has my heart 🤗, i love dez, i wannab like dez, i hope dez never ever does me wrong, i hope dez feels the same way about me.

i want dezzy pooh to cum on my heart 😘

by niysiiae February 3, 2023

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Snatch Twenty Pooh

The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...

Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!

Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!

by arab_joe January 25, 2011

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