poonsetta

A male FUPA...one most commonly seen in old people...aka the geezer pooch.

did you see prof ayen? he's got a freaking poonsetta!

by jacken ape May 11, 2009

Poon Swaggler

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.

She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."

by JBzymes July 23, 2010

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.

Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.

by Wraithed January 18, 2015

Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010

poking your poon

To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.

Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.

by gbp October 3, 2006

flingin the poon

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.

Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon

by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015