a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.
Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."
by Tycho111 February 21, 2010
Get the center pocket mug.An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.
“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”
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When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
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Get the Rear center pocket mug.The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
by myshkin August 2, 2012
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1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.
1. The act of accidentially phoning someone from a mobile phone. Generally when the phone is in your pocket.
Dude, you gotta take your phone out of your pants when you're gettin' it on, you pocket called me. Oh, why did she call you "nasty butler?"
by rayagan August 30, 2005
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A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.
Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.
Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.
Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.
Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."
"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."
"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"
by PocketwifeRachael July 8, 2009
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